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TPM, a pachanoi grown in the yard, recorded as monstrose. Skin one monstrose pachanoi line tends to stay green rather than turning blue. Photograph 1 of 4 of this clone.
Growing

TPM

Also written as Trichocereus pachanoi monstrose

TPM is one of the most iconic monstrose San Pedro cultivars, loved because it never behaves. Plants that go dichotomous split at the growing tip — a pattern you will rarely see on anything else.

Read the reference entry → — what the name TPM means, where it came from, and what other growers record about it.

Nothing off this one is listed at the moment. It's growing in the yard and gets cut when it's ready.

Tell me when it’s cut
Species group
Pachanoi
In the yard since
Not recorded yet
Where it came from
Not recorded yet
Photographs
4 on this page

Anything marked “not recorded yet” is a fact I have not written down. I would rather leave the gap than guess at it.

Photographs

My own pictures of this plant, taken in the yard. The drawn frames are my illustrations, standing in until I have photographed the rest.

  • May 2026

  • Line drawing of a tall ribbed San Pedro cactus standing in the ground, its areoles and spines running up the crest of each rib

    Illustration

  • Line drawing of a rooted cactus cut away at the soil line, showing the buried stem and the roots spreading below it

    Illustration

  • Line drawing of a clumping cactus, offsets pushing up around the base of the mother stem

    Illustration

  • Line drawing of a branched cactus with two arms curving upward from the main stem

    Illustration

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