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TBHP, a hybrid grown in the yard, recorded as monstrose. Photograph 1 of 4 of this clone.
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TBHP

Also written as TBHP (Sharxx Blue × Olivia), Tiny Butthole Plant

A Cocac line hybrid that never grows the same way twice: it will terminate a head, throw a fasciated section, or run a perfectly normal column, depending on the conditions it is in. That unpredictability is the whole reason people want it.

Read the reference entry → — what the name TBHP means, where it came from, and what other growers record about it.

Nothing off this one is listed at the moment. It's growing in the yard and gets cut when it's ready.

Tell me when it’s cut
Species group
Hybrid
In the yard since
Not recorded yet
Where it came from
Not recorded yet
Photographs
4 on this page

Anything marked “not recorded yet” is a fact I have not written down. I would rather leave the gap than guess at it.

Photographs

My own pictures of this plant, taken in the yard. The drawn frames are my illustrations, standing in until I have photographed the rest.

  • April 2026

  • May 2026

  • May 2026

  • May 2026

  • Line drawing of a cactus growing in a terracotta pot topped with gritty mix

    Illustration

  • Line drawing of a cactus cutting standing upright, its cut end showing the pale pith and the ring of vascular bundles inside

    Illustration

  • Line drawing of a crested cactus, its growing point stretched into a wavy fan lined with areoles

    Illustration

  • Line drawing of a tall ribbed San Pedro cactus standing in the ground, its areoles and spines running up the crest of each rib

    Illustration

The same plant, over time

The same plant over 38 days — April 2026 to May 2026, photographed on 2 different days.

  1. April 2026

    TBHP, a hybrid grown in the yard, recorded as monstrose. Photograph 1 of 4 of this clone.

  2. May 2026

    TBHP, a hybrid grown in the yard, recorded as monstrose. Photograph 2 of 4 of this clone.
    TBHP, a hybrid grown in the yard, recorded as monstrose. Photograph 3 of 4 of this clone.
    TBHP, a hybrid grown in the yard, recorded as monstrose. Photograph 4 of 4 of this clone.

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