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Blue Meanie seal. Plain ring: nothing here sets a rib count, a spine length or a growth form the ring can mark.

Bridgesii

Blue Meanie

Well documented

Blue Meanie is a blue-green bridgesii-type found in San Jose, California by Wisdom Cretan and circulating widely since about 2019. Growers prize the colour and warn about the same thing every time: it marks and spots easily when it stays wet. There is also unresolved disagreement about whether the name covers one plant or several Californian finds.Too little stands behind this for us to confirm it.

  • intense glaucous blue
  • moisture sensitive
  • spot prone

BridgesiiNamed clone: One original plant and every cutting taken from it, given a name by a grower.

Of the 12 things this page says, 1 is something several independent sources agree on, 1 names who reports it and 10 are marked as something we cannot confirm. Where a line is not settled, it says so underneath.

Added 23 Aug 2026

At a glance

Species

Not recorded

No botanical name on file. What the sources do say about its species is in the writing below.

Filed under Bridgesii

Parents

Not recorded

No source names a mother or a father for this one.

Origin

Wisdom Cretan, who found the San Jose stand.

no source says whether it is seed-grown or a cutting line

In the yard

Not in the yardAsk if you are after one

Family line

what the record holds

No source in this library records a cross for Blue Meanie. Nobody names a mother or a father for it, and no other entry here names it as a parent.

That is the record, not an oversight: of the 749 names in this library, 693 have no recorded relation either. Most named clones were selected, cut and passed along without anyone writing down what they came out of. A parent goes in here when a source states it and never because a name looks like one — a wrong pedigree would travel further than a blank one, because pedigrees get copied.

If you know where it came from, tell us — a person reads everything before it appears.

The longer version

Species, as our sources record it: associated with the .

It began circulating widely around 2019.Reported, but not confirmed.

Some growers instead connect the name to Cactus Affinity and to a large established stand dating back to the 1980s.Too little stands behind this for us to confirm it.

The wiki page allows that the name may have been applied to more than one Californian plant.Too little stands behind this for us to confirm it.

Where the name comes from

The plant was found and named by Wisdom Cretan, who came across the original stand in San Jose, California.Reported, but not confirmed.

Character

A bar is drawn only where one of the lines below states it — never from the species, never from a photograph.

  • slow and steady to fast grower: this one leans towards fast grower, read from the growth line below.

  • Not documented yet.

  • Not documented yet.

Skin
A distinct blue-green surface that turns intensely glaucous in good conditions.One source states this, and our house botanist has checked it. Blue-green skin that waxes up strongly under good light and growth is normal for the genus.
Growth habit
Growers repeatedly flag it as sensitive to moisture and quick to develop fungal spotting.Too little stands behind this for us to confirm it.
Notes
count and spine measurements are absent from the record.Too little stands behind this for us to confirm it.

What the sources say

Two origin accounts sit side by side on the wiki page: a San Jose find by Wisdom Cretan, and an association with Cactus Affinity and a stand said to date to the 1980s.Reported, but not confirmed.The wiki page concludes it is possible more than one clone carries the name in California.Too little stands behind this for us to confirm it.The second account no longer rests on the wiki reporting it: that nursery's own listing says the plant was already large in the 1980s, that how old it is is not clear, and that it spread through the hobby from the summer of 2019.Reported, but not confirmed.

Drawing of a bridgesii-type column: slim, with few ribs, areoles set widely apart and long needle spines.
A Bridgesii column, drawn. We don't grow this one, and we will not borrow anybody else's photograph of it.

Filed under the same family, Bridgesii. The better-documented ones come first.

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Cultivar histories in this hobby are passed between growers; where sources disagree we say so rather than pick a side.