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Brainrot ((SS02 × SS01) × Olivia), a hybrid grown in the yard. Photograph 1 of 3 of this clone.
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Brainrot ((SS02 × SS01) × Olivia)

Also written as Brainrot

A newer collector favorite known for its bizarre, melty, and heavily mutated appearance.

Read the reference entry → — what the name Brainrot ((SS02 × SS01) × Olivia) means, where it came from, and what other growers record about it.

Nothing off this one is listed at the moment. It's growing in the yard and gets cut when it's ready.

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Species group
Hybrid
In the yard since
Not recorded yet
Where it came from
Not recorded yet
Photographs
3 on this page

Anything marked “not recorded yet” is a fact I have not written down. I would rather leave the gap than guess at it.

The story

Derived from legendary SS02 and SS01 genetics crossed with Olivia, Brainrot has earned its name from its chaotic, brain-like growth patterns and strong tendency toward funky expression.

Photographs

My own pictures of this plant, taken in the yard. The drawn frames are my illustrations, standing in until I have photographed the rest.

  • June 2026

  • June 2026

  • June 2026

  • Line drawing of a cactus growing in a terracotta pot topped with gritty mix

    Illustration

  • Line drawing of a cactus cutting standing upright, its cut end showing the pale pith and the ring of vascular bundles inside

    Illustration

  • Line drawing of a crested cactus, its growing point stretched into a wavy fan lined with areoles

    Illustration

  • Line drawing of a tall ribbed San Pedro cactus standing in the ground, its areoles and spines running up the crest of each rib

    Illustration

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