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Brainrot ((SS02 × SS01) × Olivia) seal. Plain ring: nothing here sets a rib count, a spine length or a growth form the ring can mark.
Hybrid
Brainrot ((SS02 × SS01) × Olivia)
Grown hereWell documented
Also written as Brainrot
A heavily mutated seed-grown with chaotic, brain-like growth.Reported by one source, and not corroborated anywhere else.
HybridCross: A seed-grown plant from two named parents, written mother × father.
Of the 6 things this page says, 3 name who reports them and 3 are marked as something we cannot confirm. Where a line is not settled, it says so underneath.
Parents: SS02 × SS01, no entry yet, unconfirmed by our sources; Olivia, Other Trichocereus family, unconfirmed by our sources. This cultivar: Brainrot ((SS02 × SS01) × Olivia).
Parents
This cultivar
Seed parentSS02 × SS01no entry yetPollen parentOliviaBrainrot ((SS02 × SS01) × Olivia)you are here
Every ring is that plant’s own seal, in its family’s colour — open one to keep going.
Each plant wears its own seal here, coloured by its family — so a cross shows which side brought what before you read a name. A dashed ring is a plant with no page here yet, and a wire is only ever drawn from a parent somebody wrote down. Children are worked out from the other entries rather than stored on this one, so recording a cross anywhere lights it up on both plants.
The line matters as much as the box. A dashed line is a cross we can report but cannot confirm. Every cross drawn here is at that weakest reading, which is the true state of this plant's record.
Drawn 3 generations each way. Everything our sources record for this plant is in the drawing; the family stops there, not the tree.
The parents here are read from the name itself, which growers write mother × father; no source states them separately.Reported, but not confirmed.
Where the name comes from
The owner records the parentage as (SS02 × SS01) × Olivia, written the usual way round: mother first, father second.Reported by 2 independent sources; we have not seen it ourselves.
Character
A bar is drawn only where one of the lines below states it — never from the species, never from a photograph.
slow and steadyfast grower
Not documented yet.
nearly smoothheavily spined
Not documented yet.
single columnclumps freely
Not documented yet.
Growth habit
Melted, heavily mutated, chaotic.Checked and judged by our house botanist; no outside source states it. Melted, chaotic, heavily mutated growth is a normal way monstrose Trichocereus behave.
What the sources say
The Olivia line is worth knowing about before you panic: its crosses often throw funky clustered growth that gets mistaken for disease.Too little stands behind this for us to confirm it.The Olivia name is also a sought-after one in its own right, and it circulates steadily on the sales subreddit.Reported, but not confirmed.
Our own plant, in the yard. 3 pictures of it on its collection page.
Related names
Filed under the same family, Hybrid. The better-documented ones come first.
